- You plan your weekend around when your team is playing that week
- You ask your friend or partner "when's halftime?" during a movie
- The painful period of nothingness between the end of the football season and the beginning of the new season drives you crazy
- Explaining the offside rule to someone who doesn't understand it feels like your personal duty
- You don't care much about the rest of the channels as long as ESPN, Star Sports, Ten Sports and Ten Action are a part of your Cable TV package
- You scream louder for a goal scored by a player from your favourite football club than for a six by a cricketer from your national team.
- You plan your next transfer on Fantasy Premier League (FPL) during breaks at work.
- Your weekend feels productive and complete if you've managed to play football
- You are not amused when people refer to the game as 'Soccer'
- You draw inspiration for life from sporting stories like Leicester City F.C. 2015-16
- "Some people think that football is a matter of life and death. I can assure you, it's much more serious than that" is a quote that you strongly identify with
